Welcome to my online quotes file. Of course, this will grow as time goes by. Quotes from everywhere up here. Humorous, meaningful, and probably quite a few that aren't either. Let's see where this leads!

Geltanian ghosts (The Granstream Saga):

Death is everywhere ... We could be torn apart tonight ...
Suffering is often worse than death itself.
It is so dark in here ... turn on the light!
I'm hungry. I haven't had anything to eat in a very long time!
My life was cut short ... I was not ready to die yet!
When they tell you to look both ways before crossing the street, you should listen.
There's a cliff ... that child ... oh no!
Sitting ... waiting ... anticipating ... nothing.
I knew I shouldn't have eaten my mother-in-law's salisbury steak!
A living soul willing to visit us here is brave indeed.

Otaku Wars! quotes:

"Confuse, annoy, and DEE-STROY!" - Jet Wolf, Grand Executive Defender, etc., etc.
"Vote for me, or in the name of Mako-chan, I'll MAIM you!" - Cape-Mike
"Why isn't someone shooting me and putting me out of my misery!?" - Kaitou Ace
"Here, have a sip. It's like an indirect kiss." - Belial

Final Fantasy quotes:

"You spoony bard!" - Tellah, FF4
"I said, I'll make some tea! So sit your ass down in that chair and drink some goddam TEA!" - Cid, FF7
"DAMN-SAM! I gotta get back into the air!" - Cid, FF7
"Ah ... you look like a bear wearing a marshmellow." - Cloud, FF7
"This is pathetic! You sound like a self-help book!" - Kefka, FF6
"No, no, a little more to the left ... Ack! Where are you aiming! Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!" - Kefka, FF6
"Too much hope is the opposite of despair. An overwhelming love can consume you in the end ... " - Vincent, FF7

Xenogears quotes:

"See ya, you bald geezer! We'll settle this later! 'Till then, get your head waxed!" - Bart
"They all look the same. Let's start hitting some buttons." - Bart
"What can you do now? How about killing yourself honorably?" - Bart
"Fei, that is the toilet. The exit is that way, unless ... you cannot hold it?" - Citan
"So don't hide the feelings that are in your heart... Don't fear love..." - Elhaym
"Some things only the weak can feel... but weakness does not make them secure. It's because they are weak, that they can develop kindness... and never look down on people." - Elly
"My father? You mean my dad?" - Fei ( ... )
"...Hm, you're funny. But don't keep it up or you'll piss me off." - Fei
"It kinda looks a lot like Bart's gear." - Fei ( ... )
"The partially ruined thing self-disintegrated." - Fei
"I will grant you the power! My fist is the divine breath! Blossom, o fallen seed, and draw upon thy hidden power. Grant unto thee the power of the glorious 'Mother of Destruction!' " - Grahf
"Even if I go to hell, I will live till the end of this world. And if the world does not come to an end... I will destroy it with my own hands!" - Grahf
"Master, sir, did you just see my MAD SKILLZ!? I just might be a genius!" - Hammer
"Names do not matter ... but if you insist ... 'Id' ... "
"That was pretty interesting. But dropping a warship on me is cheating... take it back!" - Id
"Overprotection only stunts the will to be independent." - Kelvena
"If God no longer exists in our world ... then I will create God with my own hands!" - Krelian
"I'm coming, Solaris! Siebzehn and I are the dark wings which shall carry you all to your deaths!!" - Maria
"It's my job to be hated." - Miang
"Shut up! I've got to kill him with my own hands! And all of you in my way are 'enemies'! Enemies, enemies!! Enemies!!" - Ramsus
"I don't need a reason to beat the crap out of anyone who pisses me off. And of course that goes for you too." - Rico
"Hmph, so ancient people worshipped meaningless things too, huh?" - Rico
"Inverted pull ups are tough! But I can do 300 pull-ups, you know." - Seraphita
"Thanks for the laughs. I almost hate to have to shoot you." - Shakhan
"I could succumb to the desire to slice up your body here and now, and drag out your innards... But I can't do that now. I have a matter to attend to elsewhere." - Stone
"I hear you won at the martial arts tournament. That's great! By the way ... did you get hurt? Oh, you didn't. Too bad ... I mean, that's good." - the Yggdrasil nurse
"Finally, tomorrow is the day for the blood blowing, war, flesh-falling ... No I mean the blood-boiling, flesh-dancing battle to retake the capital, right?" - the Yggdrasil nurse
"Is there anyone here who is almost dead, with no arms in legs, or is in need of an abdominal operation? ... No? Well, that's depressing." - the Yggdrasil nurse

"That's because ...
-swish- I am!
-swish- A man!
-BONG!- Of the sea! ... gyaa har har har har har har!" - the Captain of the Thames

Citan: "This must be his dying message."
Rico: "Must've written it as he was dying."

Fei: "How can something that flies that high in the sky be a country?"
Elly: "Yes."

Big Joe:"Hey, you wanna hear my super muchacho information?"
Fei: "Nachos? What's so interesting about nachos?"

Lufia II quotes:

"I've forgotten how to miss. I guess I'll just have to take the ones that want to go first." - Dekar
"You little hoochees!" - Daos, when you win

Idura: "Grrr ... you'll pay for this!"
Dekar: "Hold on!"
Idura: " ... huh?"
Dekar: "Pay, huh? Pay's something you do when you buy stuff. You got nothing I want to buy." - in Bound Kingdom

Idura: "I was sent here by a certain someone ... "
Dekar: "'A certain someone?' You take orders from a guy with no name? Get real." - in Bound Kingdom

Chrono Trigger quotes:

"The black wind begins to blow ... " - Magus
"It's that frog! Kissed any princesses lately?" - Magus

Magus: "Whoever wins this battle will rule the world ... no, make that RULE THE FUTURE ... "
Frog: "So that's the story. But who cares." - Magus vs. Frog ending

"We walk on a layer of ice that covers the depths of Hell. Tread carefully." - Ingold Inglorion on the Vale of the Dark

"If you have a pure soul, kindly leave it in the drop box." - The Evil Professor Chronos

"Damn it all, how am I supposed to sit here and wallow in self-pity and disgust with all this racket going on?" - Godai Yuusaku, Maison Ikkoku

"No, no! I wanna blow up more stars! Boom boom! Boom! Boom!" - C-ko as Zena

"Is that a term of affection or do you just not like me?" - Kagato

Washuu: "Your body's sagging a bit .. the deterioration of your muscles affects your performance ... it also affects your visual psychological tactics ... ooh!"
Ryoko: "Hey, shut up, you little pipsqueak! My body's fine! ... what are visual psychological tactics, anyway?"
Washuu: "Ya sex appeal, a course!"

"Madness takes its toll. Please have correct change ready." - Nightman

"Imagination is my shelter in the tumultous storm of life."

> > "It's symbolic of our struggle against oppression!"
> > "It's symbolic of his struggle against reality.."
> > Apropros for this thread, n'est-ce pas? ^_-
>
> Completely. Absolutely. Only in THIS world, THIS thread, we've won the
> struggle against reality ^_^;

           Hai, and we're enjoying it quite nicely in a 4-story house with a
pool and a view of the city. :)

 - One Word Reply

"We're an elite force! ... of insane people ... but what the hell!"

"If the Universe deigns to grant you good fortune, don't waste its good intentions."

"The problem with being human is that we're human."

Bloom County:

"Opus, Mr. Spock doesn't say 'Let's blast their buns off.' "

"Hello! This is Francis Ford Coppola!"
Opus: "Uh ... hello, Mr. Coppola."
"Is this the critic that reviewed my new film 'One From the Gut' last Tuesday?"
"Maybe."
"Is this the critic who wrote that my film "did for the movies what the Jonestown Kool-Aid did for kid's drinks?"
"Maybe."
"I'm comin' over with a baseball bat."

"Hello!? Bloom Beacon?! This is Senator Bedfellow! What's with this *@#! HEADLINE?"
Milo: "Headline?"
"Yes! There's no story ... just a headline!"
"Which headline?"
"THE *BIG* HEADLINE ON THE FRONT PAGE!"
"Read it to me, Senator."
"BEDFELLOW: THE SECRET LIFE OF A WIFE-SWAPPING ATHEIST"
"Oh, that's just a typo."

"Okay, citizens... I've got Reagan's new 5-step civil defense program here. Let's have a drill!!"
"Right!" "Check!" "Okey-dokey!"
"All together! Number one?"
"The bombs are coming! Relocation can be fun!"
"Doing fine! Number two?"
"Grab some money! Credit cards too!"
"On we go to number three!"
"Head for the hills! As quick as can be!"
"Onward now, to number four!"
"Find a hole and hit the floor!"
"And here we are at number five!"
"EVERYONE KISS THEIR TUSH BYE-BYE!"

"First rule in newspapers, kid: maintain an adversary relationship with the government. Now listen while I give Senator Bedfellow a buzz ... "
"*click* Hello?"
"THIS IS THE BLOOM BEACON! YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN IN FLAMES, YOU TAX-FATTENED HYENA!" *SLAM!* ... "I live for that."

"Hello? Bloom Beacon?"
Milo: "Hello, Mrs. Billsby. How's the arthritis?"
"Fine, dear, but you folks printed that I died."
"Impossible. We don't make mistakes on the obituary page, Mrs. Billsby."
"But I'm looking at it right here."
"Okay ... find some good light and read it to me slowly."
" 'BILLSBY SLASHES FOUR, DIES IN COCAINE BRAWL' "
"Oh, that's the *front* page, Mrs. Billsby."